New tattoo. Mako shark. @gordonptattooist

New tattoo. Mako shark. @gordonptattooist

(Source: odd-goblin)

Happy 4-20 y’all!

Happy 4-20 y’all!

collegehumor:

What I’ve Always Wanted To Write On My Stupid Tax Forms [Click for full refund]
It’s tax day! The time of year when we all remember how far we actually are from being fully functioning adults. We get how money works, Uncle Sam! ”Buy low, sell high,” that’s MY motto! Here’s how a real boss handles taxes.

collegehumor:

What I’ve Always Wanted To Write On My Stupid Tax Forms [Click for full refund]

It’s tax day! The time of year when we all remember how far we actually are from being fully functioning adults. We get how money works, Uncle Sam! ”Buy low, sell high,” that’s MY motto! Here’s how a real boss handles taxes.

(Source: jaidefinichon)

derpycats:

I just love him.

derpycats:

I just love him.

hahagakure:

I am trying to summon an Internet connection

hahagakure:

I am trying to summon an Internet connection

thecatcherintheryebread:

“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

thecatcherintheryebread:

“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation